The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..