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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs assisting asylum seekers was Bernard Jenkin who today said I like sponge.


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