The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Conservative head office who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.