Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of allowing foreign illegals to live has been perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

The Mail can reveal that enviro-Mental-ists are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Richard Littlejohn said of the enviro-Mental-ists, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".