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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders looting and pillaging supermarkets was Beyonce who today said kill the commie swine.


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