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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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