With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more gangs of black youths have been terrorising innocent investment bankers?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into gangs of black youths - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Terrorising innocent investment bankers must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by gangs of black youths.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about gangs of black youths, Jeremy Clarkson said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".