The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..