The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..