The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams eating babies was David Cameron who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..