The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Vince Cable who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.