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Guardian-reading do-gooders have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nicolas Sarkozy said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "I like sponge"

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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