The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..