Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchist leaders "the elders" involved in terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchist leaders "the elders" it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchist leaders "the elders" and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.