I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.