Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of engaging in steamy sex romps has been perpetrated by Corbynites.

The Mail can reveal that Corbynites are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Nicolas Sarkozy said of the Corbynites, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".