I’m not racist but surely allowing homosexuals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that homosexuals aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.