The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Amanda Platell who today said read my lips; no new taxes.