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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was George Osborne who today said kill the poor.


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