I’m not racist but surely allowing insane Brussels bureaucrats to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that insane Brussels bureaucrats aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.