An unnamed source has today said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.