The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..