Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Louts have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Boris Johnson has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Boris Johnson says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for louts. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.