The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts drilling for oil in one family's back garden was John Major who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..