I’m not racist but surely allowing chavs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Burning policemen at the stake is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that chavs aren’t burning policemen at the stake in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.