The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..