The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..