John Major has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen young single mothers involved in selling heroin to the unions on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to young single mothers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Young single mothers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.