George Osborne has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers George Osborne’s comments come in a week that has seen women involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

George Osborne’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to women it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Women and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.