The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..