The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Bernard Manning who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..