I’m not racist but surely allowing Al Qu’aeda bosses to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Al Qu’aeda bosses aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.