Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow asylum seekers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but asylum seekers have this week been revealed as smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps asylum seekers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Paul Dacre who this week said, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is acceptable behaviour.