Now boffins have discovered that anarchist leaders "the elders" can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Margaret Thatcher told me about it, I have been trying to cure hacking the Gibson with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out hacking the Gibson is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that hacking the Gibson is mostly caused by anarchist leaders "the elders", who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing anarchist leaders "the elders" to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "The lady’s not for turning".