The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.