The Mail has learned that Noam Chomsky devotees are responsible for voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

Has the world gone mad? Noam Chomsky devotees are voting for Jeremy Corbyn with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, who said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."