The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..