The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Conservative head office who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..