The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I like sponge.