The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez listening to loud music was Jim Davidson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..