The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..