The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..