Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of allowing foreign illegals to live has been perpetrated by the Unions.

The Mail can reveal that the Unions are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Bernard Manning said of the the Unions, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".