Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by has been perpetrated by homosexuals.

The Mail can reveal that homosexuals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

An unnamed source said of the homosexuals, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".