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Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "surely something can be done?".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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