Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jonathan Aitkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps: The True Face Of Evil", Jonathan Aitkin says, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.