The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The English People who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..