The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.