The Pope has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.