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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was James May who today said I like sponge.


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